A long time ago

A long time ago, well actually probably wasn't that long when you look at the grand scheme of things, but for me it seemed like a long time ago.

"Grand scheme of things." What does that even mean? For me,  it was a long time ago but in the grand scheme of things. See there I go again, "Grand scheme of things". I gotta stop thinking in the grand scheme of things. It was a long time ago though. Or at least it seemed like a long time ago. 

Yes, it was, it was definitely a long time ago.

In fact it was that long ago, I can barely remember.

Now that I'm thinking about it, it was that long ago, I'm not even sure it was me. 

No, it wasn't even me. 

I do know it was a long time ago though. 

Nick P